Legends: Hawaiian Chris Does Not Exist And Other Stories
Category: Books
Released: Feb 26, 2009
Price: $2.99
Description: Legends brings you: Hawaiian Chris Does Not Exist And Other Stories, by Simon Smithson.
In these twelve short stories you’ll discover how to apply to the Beastie Boys, precisely why herding cats is difficult, what would make a Hawaiian turn cannibal, and more!
Described as ‘We are not currently accepting new manuscripts’ by at least one major publishing house, Hawaiian Chris Does Not Exist, And Other Stories is a book that will turn on you, first chance it gets.
Features:
* 92 pages in reader
* double-tap scalable text
* pinch zoom full screen images
* triple-tap inversion for low-light reading
* portrait & landscape reading,
* opens to your last read page
* easily find more Legends to read via the info page
* includes bookmarks
* add notes to any page
* notes are automatically bookmarked
Updated:
The light background color has been softened and the line spacing has been increased to make reading easier.
Easily find more Legends to read via the information page found in every Legends book.
Pinch zooming of full screen images.
Double tapping now cycles through a number of different font sizes (larger and smaller than the default size).
Improved handling of low memory situations.
Bug fixes.
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June 25th, 2009 at 12:31 am
Okay, now. This has to be worth 2.99, right? I mean, I feel like I’ve gotten that much worth of laughs out of this page alone. Yes. I’ve bought it. Or at least my credit card has.